And now, the winners of the pointless fun Zune swag giveaway contest.

The Sir-mix-a-lot-Zune Tribute "Best in Show" Award:

Winner: Callidus. Excerpt:

Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-plastic

You say you wanna get my songs?

Well, link me, link me

'Cause I don't got that average playlist

Congratulations, Callidus! You wrote the best Sir-mix-a-lot-Zune Tribute I've ever seen! You win the DLO case and the t-shirt! High-five!

The Sir-mix-a-lot-Zune Tribute Contest "early bird gets the worm t-shirt" Award:

Winner: Marco Darius McJohansenn. Excerpt:

I like big screens and I cannot lie/

My batteries rarely die/

that when a vid gets played on an itty bitty screen and it's dim and dull

you get stung/

Very nice, MDMc, you were the first entry and you win a t-shirt. High-five!

The Sir-mix-a-lot-Zune Tribute Contest "best disclaimer" Award:

Winner Greekgoat. Excerpt:

This is really lame, but I really would like a poster or t-shirt. . .

[rap]

. . . I will never forgive myself for thinking that up

And now that you've won, Greekgoat, maybe you kind find it in your heart to forgive you. Congratulations! High-five!

The Sir-mix-a-lot-Zune Tribute Contest "best addendum" Award:

Winner: Sean. Excerpt:

to add to my last one.....

I think we can all relate, the Zune really great!

High-five, Sean! FWIW, I agree. The Zune *is* really great! ;)

The Sir-mix-a-lot-Zune Tribute Contest "best re-submission" Award:

Winner: Mazola. Excerpt:

So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)

Has your girlfriend got the Zune? (Probably not!)

Tell 'em it's cool! (Cool!) It's cool! (Cool!)

The Zune is really cool!

Nice work, Mr. Mazola. As I said before, you're a winner in my book. Your first one was great, and your second one was also great!

The Sir-mix-a-lot-Zune Tribute Contest "best troll" Award:

Winner: Koi 2. Excerpt Full Entry:

Bill gates is liking the ipod

Not much to say about that one except: high-five!

The Sir-mix-a-lot-Zune Tribute Contest "most fun line to say outloud" Award:

Winner: Nick Butterz Excerpt:

I wanna get my zune home

And UH, sync it up UH UH

That line's been in my head most of the morning. Congratulations! You win a t-shirt!

So there you have, dear blog reader. I still think you're all winners in my book ;)

 *And by "the votes are in," I of course mean "I've picked the ones I like," since I'm the only one voting. If you won, please email me at askzune (then type the at symbol) microsoft.com.