Aug 28, 2006
by Cesar Menendez at 5:11 PM

I just got my hands on a stack of ten stickers with the Zune logo:

And I'd love to give them all to you. But there's a catch. You've got to write a Zune haiku. And your Zune haiku has to be the best Zune haiku I've ever seen. And if your Zune haiku is the best Zune haiku I've ever seen, I'll both publish it on this blog and send you the stickers.

Leave your Zune haiku in the comments. Be sure to include your email so I can get the stickers to you. Have fun!

Edit Tuesday 3:25 PM: The Zune haiku contest ends at 12:00 am this Friday, 1 September (Pacific time). Good luck!

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Sand dune around Alone am I Beating down on me, desert sun Still happy Me and my Zune
Technology is in Tune Jammin' media in my Zune iPod is fashion for fools
Listen to the beat euphoria, in your ear true ectasy, zune
A quiet winter's eve soft blue light emitting happiness called Zune
Your stinkin' racoon made off with my brand new zune He'll be my hat soon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku evidently some are confused on what haikus are.
The wonderful Zune. When is it to be released? Tell me soon, like please.
A new day has come The beats flow from within Zune is upon us
iPod on Zune's grave Gravy sucking naif Attempt doomed, too bad
Luscious Ear Candy Emanates From My New Zune Reaching Nirvana
You have an iPod. But does it come in "cotton"? No. Switch to Zune, dude.
I've turned on wireless! I'm sending you tunes! Did you - Oops. Battery's dead. http://www.zunerama.com
It drives me crazy. Ev'ryone thinks iPod's cool. Hey, Zune comes in brown! http://www.zunerama.com
throbbing beats give birth fiery contemplation tracks burned in the walk hope you got the imagery there - half imagining a commercial, half thinking about my commute. Sitting on the train, beats throbbing in my brain, stirring up something primal, thinking about another day in the rat race, but making today different, getting off the train and feeling like today I'm gonna bust the doors down kick some serious ass it feels like the whole city trembles with each step I take.
Jamming on my Zune Lis'ning to Snakes on a Plane Thanks Zune for the tune
Zune Rocks Or somethin'
Breathlessly waiting hearts racing Argo, Sirius, Zing, Zune All put together they'll make great tunes
Creativity It's in the palm of your hands With your little Zune
"Where is my Zune" Sultry white adorns forces magnetic confuse my brave zune eludes
Zune coming this fall! My iPod friends are so vain- But my time has come!
Music, movies, games Have it all in the future It is coming Zune
Awesome Haikus so far. keep em comin!
Autumn it will come The gadget I've been needing Zune it will be mine
Mark your calendar. A wonderful day nears us. November fourteenth! Harvey www.zunerama.com
Connect without wires. Are you ready to be free? Zune from Microsoft. - Harvey www.Zunerama.com
Tree falls in the woods Earbuds in and I'm jamming Did it make a sound?
Zune: loaded with songs! Bet you haven't heard of them. I haven't either. (Just testing your sense of humor, Cesar..!) - Harvey http://www.zunerama.com
Cesar Menendez Reads haiku for Microsoft. I want his job, bad. :) http://www.Zunerama.com
Bill sucks at hardware How long will they lose money Before they shut down
The Pod that's name "i", Will Not Be a Match for I, I'm Zune, Hear Me Roar. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm one with your hand, Together, strike up the band, And Who Can? Zune Can.
bang, zune one of these days, alice are you all on crack?
I'd just like to make a short C&P from a pretty awesome site I visit: Marketing muscle expands Is crippled by D R M Toshiba deal exposed -or- Wi-Fi makes headlines Screen size impressive, sure Battery not so -or- iPod gets lonely But, friendship is no option PlaysForSure is dead
My ear bends down music so heavy Zune you!
A shifting dune - Wind forms the wave of a crescent tune Meanwhile I Zune
Zune Zune Zune, You'll be iPods doom, With wireless connectivity, Complete in utter clarity, Zune Zune Zune. Works with Vista, Will be Linux's ballista, With preloaded sound, Creative'll go to ground. Zune Zune Zune, Soon, the big tune. How was that? :P meh, I tried..some of ya might like it ^^ nox-Hand
chained to only black and white time for change is now zune rescue me from the fruit
listening to the ipods smash all-over the world coming zune
relax everyone it's not a cure for cancer just plays sounds and films
Have you ZUNEd already? No more boredom. Start ZUNEing!
Rap, Rock, or Country Zune, it satisfies the URGE The Gateway to all Hehe, pun intended with URGE :P
iPod: forgotten. This Christmas: would you like it Black, Brown, or Cotton? - Harvey http://www.Zunerama.com
Zunerama you Seem to really want to win A free Zune sticker http://zunearmy.com
It's easy to use the Zune For a Baby or Even a baboon If only my iPod was that easy too
Zune eats iPod For Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner Because it works with my Xbox, without any Mod
HAIKU RULES: First, five syllables; Then seven in the next line; And five in the last. P.S. Zunearmy: yours gets my vote. LOL!
Ridin' With My Zune Givin' me another Tune Takin' the world by storm ---- Just giving it a shot. Not sure if I did Haiku correctly.
Head to work Monday Hoping that the week ends soon Now it can with Zune
Waiting for my Zune. cranking out a brand new tune. Coming out very soon? ^^ delayed entry. can I still get a sticker? =)
Call the Zune cotton? It's simply white you moron. Coming Zune? Zune be gone.

I know what you're thinking: "Cesar, thanks for posting information about Zune . Thanks for trying to

The Zune is For Chumps

The Brown is Very Ugly

Ipods Forever

the sound of fall

zune accompanies

the elements in my ears

Z- Zesty device

U- Ultra awesome tunes

N-  No one's had a better price

E- Everyone loves Zune!

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